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Halloween Riddles
The following riddles are excerpted from The Complete Teacher's Almanack: A Daily Guide to
All 12 Months of the Year by Dana Newman:
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- Why does every friendship need the letter "R"?
Answer:Because without it, our friends would be "fiends."
- If you worked in a mortuary, what would you call your free time?
Answer:Coffin breaks
- What holiday do vampires celebrate to show their gratitude for all the good food they've had this year?
Answer:Fangsgiving
- What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Answer:Neck-tarines
- What does Frankenstein do on Mother's Day?
Answer:He sends a dozen roses to the Electric Company.
- What kind of boats do vampires like best?
Answer:Blood vessels
- What would you have if you crossed a Frankenstein with a Werewolf?
Answer: An electric fur coat or a pinball machine that bites
- What should a person do if they're afraid of dying in bed?
Answer:Run to the LIVING room
- What's the best way to get into a locked cemetery at midnight?
Answer:Use a skeleton key
- What has a head like a black cat, feet like a black cat, a tail like a black cat, but isn't a black cat?
Answer:A black kitten
- What would you get if you crossed a mummy with a vampire?
Answer:Either a flying Band Aid or a gift-wrapped bat
- Why is the letter "E" like death?
Answer:Because it's always at the end of life
- What would Dracula hate to have for breakfast?
Answer:Stakes at sunrise; they're sure to give him heartburn
- Why does Frankenstein love good riddles?
Answer:Because they keep him in stitches
- What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
Answer:One has its claws at the end of its paws and the other has its pause at the end of its clause
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Mrs. Hammersley's 4th Grade
